Employee & Boss

 

Employee: Hello Boss, Daku ne pakar liya hai

Dono haath kaat diye hai,

Ankhe phor de, Kidney nikal li

Boss: Dekh le, Ho sake toh a ja 

 

Ayan Ali Aur Sunny Leone

 

Ayyan Ali ne Jamiya Karachi mein finance ke students ko lecture diya

Agly week Sunny Leone parde ke importance per lecture de ge 

 

Aur Wo Nalaik Beta

 

MAA BAAP ko bete ke kitne kushi hote hai

Kitne duaon ke baad beta hota hai aur wo

nalaik facebook per ID buna ker larki bun

jata hai  

 

 

Mere Beti Khamosh

 

Sas: Aj mere beti itne khamosh kiyo hai?

Damad: Kuch nai !! light gye hoe the

Us ne lipstick mangi

mein ne elfy da de

Shyd ise baad per naraz hai 

 

Kab Tak One Wheeling

 

Husband aur wife dou tyres ke tarah hote hain

Pata ni mere ghar wale kab tak mujhse

one wheeling kerwate rahenge  

 

 

To: 

 

Teacher Ka Darja

 

Kiyo ke Maa Apni Godh me sirf 1 bache ko sulati hai

Lekin teacher apne lecture se poori class ko sula deti hai  

 

 

 

 

 

Tere Biwi Qabze Mein

 

Tere biwi mere qabze me hai

Saboot ke liye 2 fingers bhej raha ho

Shohar: saboot paka nai

Zuban bhej zuban

 

 

 

• Naswaar

• Ek Pathan Saudi Arab gaya,Wahan Naswaar khaty huwe Police ny pakar liya,Police Wala Arbi me Bola : "Haza qul in Naswaar min aashi in Agzud"Pathan roty huwe Police walay k Galay lag gaya Aur kaha : "Qasam se Mujhy Aaj pata chal kNaswaar khany ki bhi Dua hoti hai..."Hahahahaha....;-p

•   By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile

• KingSardar : Mujh se Wada ker k Teri Bivi kipehli Kiss me lun ga..Pathan : Wada, Per hamara bhi Ek Shart hai.Sardar : Bol??Pathan ; Hum Shadi Teri Behan se kere ga....;-pGeo Pathan..Is Liye to Kehty hen kKing to sirf Khan hi hoty hen...:

 

SHADI.......

• ConfuseShadi k Din Pathan Confuse ho gaya k Bivi se kiya Baat kery??Aakhir soch ker Bol hi Para,,,,,Tumharu Ghar Walon ko Pata hai kTum Raat ko Idhar Raho Gi..;-( :-0

 

BILL....

 

 

PATHAN....

 

• Bill1 Pathan k Ghar Gas ka Bill 50 Lakh aya..Wo Gas Office gaya aurOfficer se bola : ,,,Hum ko ye bataoKiya Dozakh ki Aag hamary Meter se jalti hai...:-p

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• Mistake....

• Spelling MistakePathan ny 1 aadmi ki sms kiya : "Sorry Sir! Me aap ka Parosi hunaur me ny aap ka Wife ka din raat istemaal kiya tha,Sir! Ye baat aap ko kabhi pata nahi chalti lekin me apny aap se bohat sharminda hun is liye apna Gunaah aap ko bata raha hun,Me ab Islamabad Shift ho raha hun, ho sake to mujhy Maaf kerdena plz...."Aadmi usi waqt apny ghar gaya aur apni Wife ko goli maar di.Kuch dair baad Khan ka ek aur msg aya : "Sorry Sir! Spelling me Mistake ho gaya, Wife nahi 'Wifi' istemaal kerta tha."......:-p :-D

• Mardam ShumariPathan : Hum 35 Behan Bhai hen..Girl : Kiya tumhary Ghar Mardam Shumari Walay nahi aye thy??Pathan : Aye thy, Hum sab Sipara parh rahy thy, WoMadarsa samajh ker wapas chalay gaye...;-p :-D

•   By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile

 

• QaatilTeacher : Qaatil kisy kehty hen??Pathan : Mujhy nahi pataTeacher : for example, Tum ny apny Baap ko Qatal ker diya,ab tum kon huwe??Pathan : Yateem..:-)

 

 

Patahn Ki Bus..

• KirayaPathan ki Bus Nehar me gir gai..Police : Bus Nehar me kese giri??Pathan : Mujhy nahi pata.Police : Q?Pathan : Wo aaj conductor nahi aya to me peechayKiraya lene gaya hua tha.....;-

 

 

Pathan Barish main.....

 

• Barish1 Pathan ny black Chashma lagaya aur Peshawar se Lahore gaya,Jab Lahore pohancha to Barish shuroo ho gai,Pathan ko black chashmy me barish k qatry black nazar arahy thy.Pathan ny Aasman ki taraf dekha aur bola ;"Ya Allah! Teri Qudrat bhi bohat Azeem hai,Peshawar me Barish nahi hoti aurLahore me 'Coca Cola' barasti hai"......;-0 ;-D

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Teacher & Pathan......

• DarTeacher:Test Yaad Hai?Pathan:NoTeacher:Kyun?Pathan:Jese He Parhne betha To Light Chali Gai,Bad Me Is Dar Se Parhne Nahi Behta K Meri Waja Se Phir Light Na Chali Jaye.